Trump indicted again

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Former President Trump has been handcuffed with another indictment. Serious question: Do you think this would have happened if Trump was not running for president?

I remind you that last November, President Biden told the media, “We just have to demonstrate that he will not take power if he does run, making sure he — under legitimate efforts of our Constitution — does not become the next president again,”

So, Biden’s democrats are not planning on beating Trump at the ballot box, but by “legitimate efforts of our Constitution.” Is that what he calls indictments? Because it looks like election interference by Biden while he stands on classified documents, some dating back to his time in the US Senate. 

Meanwhile, a New York Post article reports, “The FBI source who reported President Biden’s alleged role in a bribery scheme said that a Ukrainian businessman claimed to keep as “insurance” 15 audio recordings of first son Hunter Biden and two of Joe Biden, a Republican senator revealed Monday.” Chuck Grassley is the senator.

Allegedly, when Biden was Vice President, both he and Hunter received $5 million each from Burisma, a Ukrainian natural gas company. Hmm. Does that sound illegal to you? 

When “Lunch Bucket Joe” was asked about this, he quipped, “Where’s the money.” Uh, that’s a good question, Mr. President. Could it have been laundered through your 20 shell companies that don’t do any business? 

And by the way, how is it possible that a career politician like “Lunch Bucket Joe,” can afford 4 mansions on a government salary for the past 50 years? Here’s the link if you want to see them.

Wait…I just remembered: the laws don’t apply to Democrats. I keep forgetting that.

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RIGHT LINKS

VIDEO - Townhall - Spencer Brown: 'Insurance Policy': Grassley says Burisma exec taped phone calls with then-VP Biden.

The Federalist - Margot Cleveland: DOJ declares war on 2024 with Trump indictment hours after Biden bribery news.

Cal Thomas, who is not a Trump fan, has some logical commentary about the Trump indictment.

Wayne Allyn Root, who is a Trump supporter writes, “Indictment of Trump is a declaration of war.”

Hillary Clinton responded to Trump’s indictment by wearing this hat in the picture.

When she was the Secretary of State, Hillary was investigated for using her private email server and she used BleachBit to delete 30,000 emails that were subpoenaed. Plus, she destroyed a couple of blackberries with a hammer. That doesn’t sound suspicious, does it? Of course, nothing happened to her. Afterward, she mocked the system with her “But her emails” hat.

PARODY- Babylon Bee: “The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.”

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Last week, before the Trump indictment, a volcano erupted in Hawaii spewing tons of pollution into the air. For the record, banning fossil fuels and cow farts is about as probable as banning volcanoes.

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