Gary Varvel: Biden's new way of boarding Air Force One

A poem to the Cancel Culture

Presidential baggage. The folks at the White House are taking precautions to protect President from taking the stairs. After some mishaps on the big stairs, they got him some short stairs to board Air Force One from a door and he still stumbled on the steps so the obvious solution is illustrated above. I’m just trying to help.

Hat tip - Kyle Chapman for pitching the idea.

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HOW THE CANCEL CULTURE STOLE AMERICA

by Gary Varvel (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) - Reprinted from 2021

Every patriot loved America a lot

But the cancel culture crowd, did NOT

They canceled its past, they canceled its present

They made everyone’s life very unpleasant 

They cancel those who are fat and those who are thin

They cancel people for the color of their skin

Why they even canceled a whole state, you see

Over election legislation calling for voter ID. 

They surf the web seeking someone to harass

Then they dig up some dirt, from 20 years in the past

Then they wail and they scream just to fill you with fear

Demanding you be canceled and lose your career.

What should we do with these self-righteous snobs?

These self-appointed judges, these nattering nabobs?

First of all, don’t apologize for offending them

Because they never forgive, they only condemn.

Then we should mock their intolerance and sensitivity 

Resist them like the devil and they will eventually flee

Let’s all cancel ‘cancel culture,’ that’s how we win

And that’s how we make America great again

RIGHT LINKS

Townhall - Larry O’Connor: Leaked docs might offer some insight as to why the Biden admin has been so eager to make deals with Iran.

Townhall - Matt Vespa: Absolute pandemonium broke out in Philly last night. “Cities have become havens for crime and lawlessness under Democrats.”

Todd Starnes: We should be at war against Mexico and Venezuela?

Townhall - Katie Pavlich: Buttigieg tells UAW to pound sand over electric vehicle mandate.

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